May 2013
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
foxnewsofficial:
join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area
but why does barack obama have tumblr
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
sewphia:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
familyfriendlyurl:
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
boooooohooooooo:
anus:
everyone thinks im an asshole :(
at least you’re not a dick
tbh theres a bit of dick in me
ohmyfreakingtac0s:
ohmyfreakingtac0s:
ohmyfreakingtac0s:
anus:
knock knock
your url is anus
thIS GUYS URL IS ANUS
ANUS
clean me
everyone thinks im an asshole :(
anus:
knock knock
im so done.
knock knock
anus:
will you still love me when im no longer young and swaggy?
sorry, i just really love my swagga del rey
will you still love me when im no longer young and swaggy?
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
t-r-u-e-he4rt:
edsomniac:
“are you dating taylor swift?”
forever rebloggg
